ATLien. Droppin nolege from tha south fo' ya'll. It may be weird, but it's all true.

Monday, January 30, 2006

I hate you

I had a cell phone. She was my first. She was a bitch. I hated her for many reasons. Tonight my fiancee and I tried to kill her but were unsuccessful. We ran over her many times, but she remains resilient. I remember wanting to kill her by vehicle in 2000, but I was distracted. Tonight, I tried with the Infiniti. The Sprint was more durable. The battle is not over. This only strengthens my resolve...


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